The 12 Signs as Angels and Demons

outraged:

I wish I wasn’t so annoying like I even piss myself off

cannolis:

i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks

justactnatural:

You: willy nilly
Me, an intellectual: william nilliam

ohhawkeye:

I love when court cases are called things like person vs. state because I like to imagine a single person fighting a whole state on their own out of sheer rage

kingerock288:

fuckchristmasss:

casualblessings:

May you always have enough for rent.

and enough left over for food and transportation

shall your internet never disconnect